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i work front desk at a physical therapy clinic.

i went to wendys to get dinner. while i was waiting in line, the cashier, an older woman maybe in her 40's, was like... eyein me. she looked like an older version of selena, but chubby.

anyway, i got to the register and i ordered my food. she saw my shirt, which has our companys logo on it, and asked how long ive been working there. i told her a few months and the conversation went like this:

selena: oh a few months? i dont like getting massages from women, makes me uncomfortable
me: oh well, we have a few guys there, too! you should come by, they can really help you out.
selena: oh no, i dont want any of them....i want you to do it

all this happened while i ordered two jr cheeseburgers.

me: uhhh ohhh hahaha, no, im not a therapist, i work in the front
selena: well, it only takes a little bit to get your license, right? ill wait for you.

now, she didnt say this as a joke. she said this with a straight face. she was looking at me with stone-cold (steve austin hell yeah 3:16) look.
anyway, i then moved to where you get your food and went on my phone to look busy so she wouldnt talk to me. then, she came up to the counter, grabbed my cup (i had one from a gas station) and asked what was in it.

me: oh, i got diet dr pepper, but its ok, i dont want you to get in trouble
selena: too bad, we dont have diet. it's a shame, i wouldve have...topped you off...

at this point, i kinda lost my appetite. it wasnt that she was ugly or anything (i mean, she was kinda janky lookin but whatever), it was just so....weird. it must suck to be a chick bc that shit was fucking awkward. and ive never really been hit on before, so that too made it fucking awkward.

finally, she was putting my food in the bag and continued on

selena: yeah, i work as caretaker, too. when people ask me if i make enough money, i show them my 2011 ford focus and say, 'what do you think?'
me: yeah, cars are cool ok bye thanks

and i left

lol wait I don't remember posting this
http://ontd-refuse.livejournal.com/38583447.html

update: I changed lawyers bc we are spending too much $$$ on the one we had. I have to go sign in three days bc I'm still on probation. ALSO I found one of ROSALBA'S witnesses a few weeks ago outside the cathedral. omg. SO GLAM IRL!?!?

We talked to him and I recorded e v e r y t h i n g. We're thinking of bringing him to court and have him confess that he wasn't aware of ANY of this until he saw my FA$E in the newspaper. So that's good news. We have just been lazy in fixing this all because it doesn't REALLY affect us terribly.

But yeah the witness was like "Whoa, what? I totes didn't sign shit. Idek what this is all about? Rosalba is suing you and your son irfl? She cray ngl." but some bitch I no longer speak to was like "omg NOOOOOOOOO don't take him to court bc they'll think you PAID him to say this shit b4 da JUDGE." shut up SLUT

ok xxx

BTW: backstory bc dejabentendu axed 4 it -- http://ontd-refuse.livejournal.com/38554858.html
This is Rosalba

I'm sure all of u remember her FACE!?!?

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FOR DA SPANISH SPEAKERS <3333333 my AUNT MARY (older than both Rosalba and my mother) went and asked cunt Rosalba some QUESTIONS.
Basically the bitch admits that she's lying too when my AUNT MARY is like "ROSALBA THEY DIDN'T HIT YOU Y R U LYING RN?" and Rosalba was like "Um well she's LYING TOO SOOOOOOOOOOO" e t c. Also this was recorded in October of last year. AND the judge who ruled that I was probably guilty said the AUDIO WAS INADEQUATE. So it didn't even count irl dead

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i work at a massage/spa clinic at the front desk. these two girls, around 26-28 came in for massages. they got their massages done and i was up front waiting for them to come out.

the first girl, ill call her glasses, came out first, alone. my boss was up front with me talking to a customer and i was getting ready to ring up glasses. while i was checking out glasses, she asked if we could do group sessions. i asked her how many people and she said around ten or so, for a bridal shower or whatever. i was like, "sure, we can do that"

then, her friend, i will call her blondie, came out of her session. she was like "wow, i need to get my bf to get my a gift card for valentines day here", so i i knew she didnt have any idea about the engagement.

she came up to my computer and i started ringing them up when i asked glasses "so did you wanna find out about that group session?" and she was like "OH NO no thanks hahaha." at that point, i was like OOOOH SHIT and tried to recover. then glasses turned to her friend and was like "for my parents and grandparets, yknow" and blondie was like "oh ok, cool whatever"

THEN my boss finished up with her customer and came up to us and said "oh, so i heard you mention you wanted to do something for a bridal shower??" and everything just stopped and got really awkward and quiet. glasses was like "uhhhh hahaha no, i was about my grandparents and stuff, to have them all come in ahaha" and blondie was like "oh my gaaaaaaaah" but like, to herself, under her breathe and i was like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lemme go ahead and check you out"

then they left and i started laughing to the point of tears and explained to my boss what happened and she was like "i dont curr"

chile cascabel (or ask for guajillo peppers) (about 10-15 of these peppers)
if u cannot find these, use chile de arbol peppers

TOAST THEM for 10 minutes, remove from heat

tomatillos/green tomatoes (5-6 of these)

put them on a frying pan with their skin on and cover and let them cook for 5-10 minutes, remove from heat and remove skin DON'T 4GET

GARLIC (1-2 cloves)


blend these 3 ingredients 2 make a simply amaze salsa. enjoy with tortilla chips or add 2 yr food i m o
you could add cilantro, extra virgin olive oil, or lime juice i guess.................... all of which r OPTIONAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1PIauwBWs&feature=related
id like to make a response video tbh

hey what was your personal album of the year? not necessarily something that just came out in 2011 (obv it can be), but an album you discovered this year that really stuck to you

THROWBACK

LOL i love how brenden and liz act like moderating ONTD is a real job

brenden - you are not perez hilton (although the resemblance is uncanny)

i made this twitter account

i havent tweeted anyone besides just now. the first tweet was the only tweet there
i logged in and saw i had two mentions

what

hey guys! so it looks like we're spending another 6-9 months in mexico SO we might move to.....

cordoba, veracruz



irapuato, guanajuato



queretaro



I wouldn't mind taxco, guerrero tbh


Where should I go!? also my cousin is moving back to Acayucan, Veracruz (or Cordoba!)

reply to this post jughood aka xxxo i have to speak with you

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